Those UFOs

Whenever I see a real UFO, be it a flying saucer or a giant jelly bean, a series of questions pop into my head. They are not the standard questions most people have. Some may wonder who it is. Or what world are they from. Or what do they want?

Not me.

One of my first inner questions is simple. Who makes those things, and how much do they cost to produce? Face the facts. From another world, dimension, from Earth but hidden in places humans cannot go, somebody has to make these vehicles! Somebody has to assemble and test fly the unit. Who are they, and why don’t they work for us?

The next unpopular question that assails my thoughts are about mileage. How far does it fly on one charge of whatever makes it work? If it’s actually some kind of jet fuel, I’m going to fall out of my chair laughing. But something tells me the energy source is a bit more unique. No exhaust trails, no high heat emissions, but there is evidence of energy displacement fields from time to time. Anti-Gravity or possibly Proto-Gravity?

What is Proto-Gravity? It’s artificial gravity generated but with the influence reversed to simulate Anti-Gravity. It gives the push when needed, and allows the natural pull when needed. This can only happen with a working gravity lens, but I get ahead of myself.

Many times I have desired to come across a landed UFO. I’d love to get a look inside, or better yet, while the occupants are out and about, I get in and attempt to hijack the thing for myself. I’ll more than likely fail and alert the real owners of my theft attempt, which would doom me if I am not gone by the time they return, of course. But if I could jack one for myself and park it in my back yard? I’d LOVE that, as I can take my sweet time discovering the technologies behind it that make the thing work.

Of course, in order to survive the next few hours, I’d have to locate and turn off their version of GPS.

The true difficulty would be in piloting the thing. I have reasons to believe they pilot much differently than we humans do. When we fly, we do so by instrumentation and observation. I don’t think they pilot in the same fashion. They may pilot through Perception and Willpower. A set of controls that are only accessible by the properly trained mind.

They could envision their destination and tell the ship to go there. Like some Roomba vacuum cleaner, it navigates automatically to the destination it has imprinted in its system. Once there, it parks and awaits the next set of mental images. This is why humans can’t find dedicated flight controls that manipulate the three axis points for motion.

Once we figure out their technology and adapt it for human use, this could be in our near future. Why use a land car when flying to work can be so much better? Is this the future of flying cars that we want so badly?

Of course not.

Our Government may come clean on the existence of real UFOs and the such, but they will never come clean about how much they’ve discovered and unlocked for our own use. Why? Because a lot of twisted humans out there are in the process of weaponizing those newest discoveries as you and I sit here, rolling our eyes across this lettering that makes some sort of sense today.

Which is kind of sad. Our future can be much brighter if the Government stops wanting to blow everything up on a much cooler scale than the ‘other’ humans sharing our planet.